Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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