seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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