You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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