she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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