Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
