Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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