I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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