thus making me awesome and them whores
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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