Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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