What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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