my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Can I color on your dick again?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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