My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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