ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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