yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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