I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We are two peas in an std pod
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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