I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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