Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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