she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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