best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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