So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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