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Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it

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(516): View more from New York

Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?

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(214): View more from Texas

We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.

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(406): View more from Montana

i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal

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(816): View more from Missouri

He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended

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(818): View more from California

Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it

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(615): View more from Tennessee

What are you doing tomorrow?

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Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.

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