I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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