I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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