nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I know her cup size but not her name....
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