I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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