he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Boobs are out for the taking
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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