says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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