Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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