It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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