as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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