my mouth tastes like poor choices
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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