He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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