hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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