Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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