operation have a gay friend backfired
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
