and i looked up. we had an audience...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
