oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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