And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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