You just made me feel so damn special
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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