Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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