i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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