He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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