I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
