just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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