i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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