If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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