we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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