my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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