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apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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