Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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