Christians are straight up FREAKS
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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