think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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