I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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