What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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