THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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