When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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