Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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