so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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