Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
