Buhtt sex?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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